For Better Or For Worse

Trying to disguise his voice, Carl calls his ex-wife and  asks to speak to 
himself.  Jody, his former Mrs says, "Carl, look, we are not married  
anymore -- quit bothering me !"

Next day, Carl calls again, resulting in the same sequence of events.  
The following day though when he called, his ex-wife said, "Listen Bozo.  
I told you we're divorced, split, it's over - period !   
We're divorced.  Why do you keep calling here ?"    

"Well Jody, it's just that I can't hear that often enough."

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A man tells his drinking buddy, "Our sex life has really improved since the 
wife and I got separate beds."

"How's that possible Frank ?" his friend asked.

"Well, we have them in different apartments." Frank replied.

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Lately, it seems like every damn time I try to make my marriage more exciting, 
Mrs JimJr finds out right away.
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While attending classes to convert to Catholicism, the Yuppie couple learned 
they were to practice the rhythm method of birth control.  So they hired a three 
piece combo for their bedroom.

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Research has found that most husbands never forget the first time they met their wives.  
It's not for lack of trying though.

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When people ask, Mrs JimJr tells them that she married me for my money.  
She claims she has to give them some plausible reason.


--  Courtesy of Jim Moore, Jr.