Bride To Be

"Momma," said the young bride-to-be, "there's something I've been meaning 
to ask you."

"Yes, I know dear," responded the Mother lovingly, "and I've been waiting.  
Shortly you will discover all the joys of love with your husband.  First, 
let me explain..."

"Ma !  Wait !" said the girl.  "I already know all about makin' love & all, 
I just want to know how to make lasagna like you do."