What's In A Name?

A business man was drained after a terrible week.  He had not sold any 
of his products while on a long trip.  He was tired. He felt his luck was 
at rock bottom.  He entered the plane to fly home and noticed that all 
three seats in his row were empty.

 "Thank God", he said to himself. "The first good thing that has happened 
to me in two weeks".

He sat down and closed his eyes to rest.  Just as the door of the plane 
was closing he heard one last passenger board and sit next to him. "Oh 
great," he thought.

When he opened his eyes he saw a beautiful women. "Finally," he thought 
his luck might be changing.  She was very attractive, well groomed and 
nicely dressed.  She noticed that she had disturbed him, "I'm sorry, I was
detained because I was giving a lecture on my last 3 years of research 
on the sexual male."

He raised one eyebrow and said, "What research?" "Oh," she said,"it's 
very interesting.  I have discovered that the three top males who are best at
satisfing women. They are the Jewish male because they can relate to 
women, the Native American because they can get in touch with a women's spirit,
and the Southern male because of his endurance.  By the way, my name is 
Nancy."

He said, "Hi, my name is Tonto Weinberg but my friends in Alabama
call me Bubba."