Most Embarrassing Moments Contest Winner

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"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided 
to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally 
able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and 
annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not 
start behaving *right now*, she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice 
just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I 
will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last 
night!'"

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. 
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing!

I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank 
with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door 
closed behind me were screams of laughter"