Honey

This guy comes home tired from work.   His wife says, "Honey, the 
vacuum cleaner broke, can you fix it?"  He says, "What do I look 
like, Mr. Hoover?"  

The next day he comes home, and she says, "Honey, the washing machine 
broke, can you fix it?"  He says,  "What do you think I am, Mr. Maytag?"

Next day the car breaks down.  She asks him to fix it, and he says, 
"Who do you think I am, Mr. Mitsubishi?"

So, the next day he comes home, and she says, "Honey, don't worry about 
the car, or the washing machine, or the vacuum.  I had them all fixed.  
Bob next door came over and said he'd fix them for me if I would either 
give him sex or bake him a cake.  

So, her husband said, "Gee, what kind of cake did you bake him?" 

She said, "What do I look like, Betty Crocker?"