Marriage

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life 
thinking they had no faults at all.

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Actually, should the truth be known, there are a lot of good ways to  
"handle" a woman.  Unfortunately, not a man alive knows any of them.

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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with 
the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.

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Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both 
husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house.  Of course, 
no one pays the least bit of attention.

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We have a young couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable.  Last 
week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.

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According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize 
that their wives aren't fantasizing.


Courtesy Of Jim Moore, Jr.