Marriage Is:

When you get married you'll have to decide if you're going to be a man or a 
spouse.
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In marriage you learn to pay.....attention or dearly.
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Marriage: it's not just a word... it's a sentence.
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A man is not complete until he's married... then he's finished!
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Marriage: Why do you think it's called an institution?
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Bigamy - One husband too many.
Monogamy - The same.
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I had a friend once then we ruined it by getting married.
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To avoid arguments in winter remember to take the washcloth to bed first.
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The plural of mouse is mice. The plural of spouse is....?
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Otherwise you might as well throw in the towel. But first try a lot of 
soft soap.
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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
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The grooms father to the groom:
"You will always remember this day as the happiest day of your life"
"But the Wedding is not until tomorrow dad"
"I know, son"
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I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married...and then it 
was too late.
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"You have to get married one day. You cannot be happy all your life.."
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My wife and I have had 20 glorious years...

....unfortunately they were before we met!
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"My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy' --
no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better
prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought
jewelry."
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