New Babies A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she sees she's no longer pregnant, and she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies,"Ma'am you've had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother came in and named them." The woman yells out in shock, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!" When she had calmed down, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise" he responds. "Wow, that's a great name." she says. "Maybe I've misjudged my brother. What's the boy's name?" "Denephew."