Too Late

Like most married couples, Mrs JimJr and I have had our disagreements.
Tired of the "cold shoulder" after a few days, I put on my best contrite
puppy dog look and said, "I'm sorry hon.  I've been thinking it over and
decided that you were totally right and I was wrong."

"You're too late !"  she snapped.  "I've changed my mind !!!"

Courtesy of Jim Moore Jr.