After The Accident

There was a guy who woke up one day in a hospital bed and couldn't feel
his legs. The nurse comes in and says to him; I have bad news and good 
news for you. He says; ok, give me the bad news first. She says; you 
were in a terrible car accident and I'm sorry to have to tell you that 
we had to amputate both your legs. He says; What could possibly be good 
news after that?! She says; The guy in the next bed wants to buy your 
shoes.