Doctor Says

1)  A guy takes his wife to the doctor because she's been sick for weeks.  
The doctor comes out after examining his wife and says "Well, your wife 
either has ALZHEIMERS or AIDS".

The man asks "Well, what should I do?"

The doctor replies "On the way home throw her out of the car... if she
finds the house don't fuck her!"


2)  Lady comes home from the doctors and says to her husband "Honey, I've got 
bad news... the doctor says I can't make love"

The husband responds "How'd he know?"