Senior Problem

A senior citizen goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, I have sex only once a week."

The doctor asks, "How old are you ?"

The patient replies "Seventy-five."

"Wait now.  You're 75 and have sex once a week.  I think that's wonderful.  What are 
you complaining about ?"

"My neighbor is almost eighty years old, and he says he has sex three times a week, 
every week."

The doctor smiled and said, "I can easily solve your problem. From now on, you say 
the same thing."