Tools Of The Trade? A doctor came into a hospital room and told the patient's husband to wait outside while he examined his wife. A few minutes later the doctor came out and asked a nurse's aide if she could get him a pair of pliers. She did, and he went back into the patient's room. Five minutes later he came back out and asked for a screwdriver. When he came out a third time and asked for a hammer, the anxious husband demanded to know what was wrong with his wife. "I don't know yet," the doctor said. "I can't get my bag open."