Alternative OS Slogans


Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"
Here are alternative slogans for the bloated OS:

 1.  Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.

 2.  Double your drive space: Delete Windows!

 3.  Windows and DOS: A turtle and it's shell.

 4.  Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 gives you the whole house.

 5.  A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

 6.  Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.

 7.  Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.

 8.  I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.

 9.  I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.

10. My latest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.

11. OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.

12. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!

13.  Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.

14. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

15.  How do you want to crash today?



Thanks to Chris J. Paxton