Top 10 things in life we could change if the Government
were as strict with all manufacturers as they are with Microsoft.

10) You could get a Chevy motor for a Yugo.
 9) Anyone could make the cream filling for a Twinkie.
 8) You could find Cap'n Crunch toys in a box of Rice Krispies.
 7) Reebok could make shoe liners for Nike.
 6) ABC Television could show programs on NBC.
 5) You could get a Big Mac at Burger King.
 4) Crayola would have to offer new colors as "color alternatives".
 3) Hilfiger would have to contain "links" for a 3rd arm hole
    in all shirts just in case they sold to someone with 3 arms.
 2) The Rolling Stones would have to play a Stevie Wonder song for 
    all of his fans.

And the number one thing that would change

 1) Netscape would have to offer direct links that only go to
    www.Microsoft.com!