Can you imagine if Microsoft was to relocate from Redmond, WA to the 
heart of the south? 

Here are a few ideas and changes to help you assimilate this concept.

1. Their number one product would be Microsoft Winders.
2. Instead of an hourglass icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle.
3. Occasionally, you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty 
bag and some duct tape.
4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right" or "Naw".
5. Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound of would be Dueling Banjos.
6. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse.
7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized 
drunk redneck yelling "Freebird!".
8. Instead of  "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be 
"Achy-Breaky Heart".
9. PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt".
10. Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and 
"Vishul C++".
11. Winders '95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag.
12. Microsoft Word would be just that: one word.
13. New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now!".
14. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz".
15. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.
16. Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse.
17. Four words: Daisy Dukes Screen Saver.
18. Well, the first thing you know ol' Bill's a billionaire.
19. Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead 
cars in your front yard.
20. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor-Pull Simulator.
21. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates.