Jesus vs Win95


Jesus  Can walk on water
Windows 95  Can crawl on a 486.

Jesus  Sits in judgment at the pearly gates.
Windows 95  Will be used to judge Bill Gates.

Jesus  Started life as a carpenter.
Windows 95  Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.

Jesus  Born in a manger
Windows 95  Resembles something found in a barn.

Jesus  Remembered for protecting the weak.
Windows 95  Has weak memory protection.

Jesus  Was raised from the dead.
Windows 95  Was created from Windows 3.1

Jesus  Jesus performed great works for the multitudes
Windows 95  Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works.

Jesus  Jesus has no sin.
Windows 95  Windows 95 has no shame.




Thanks to Raneboux