The Microsoft Lightbulb


Q: How many MicroSoft tech support people dies it take to change a light bulb? 
A: Four. 
  - One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?" 
  - One to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?" 
  - One to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" 
  - And the last one to say "It must be your hardware because the light bulb in 
    our office works fine..."

Q: How many MicroSoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.

Q: How many MicroSoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that MicroSoft gets 
   $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many MicroSoft testers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: We just determine that the room is dark; we don't actually change the bulb. 
   Since we have a dead-bulb result on file from a previous test, rest 
   assured that Development is working on a bug fix.

Q: How many MicroSoft shipping department personnel does it take to change a 
   light bulb? 
A: We can change the bulb in 7 to 10 working days. If you call before 2 PM, and 
   pay an extra $15, we can get the bulb changed overnight. Don't forget to 
   put your name in the upper right hand corner of the light bulb box.

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: One. But he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as it would be 
   for a Mac user.

Q: How many MicroSoft managers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, 
   and to determine what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs 
   work smarter, not harder.

Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision 
   for light bulbs to be removed.

Q: How does Bill Gates change a light bulb? 
A: He holds the bulb in place and lets the world revolve around him.



Thanks to Catweasel