Selling At their weekly Staff Meeting, the MicroSoft VP in charge of sales announced "We're now selling a product every three minutes." "That's not enough." said Bill. The VP somewhat astonished at the boss' remark after presenting what he thought was a glowing report asked what was expected. Bill calmly replied, "It was once said that there's a sucker born every minute. Your job is to locate them all." Thanks to Jim Moore, Jr.