TOP TEN SURPRISES IN WINDOWS '98


10. You get $10 off if you voluntarily give them your soul, but it's full
     price if they have to force it out of you.

 9.  It is still possible to fix a sandwich and something to drink while
     waiting for Start Up.

 8.  When you peel off the label on the CD, there's Window'95 label under
     it.

 7.  To open Netscape : Press ctrl d, alt 4, tab, tab, spell Nebraska
     backwards and press enter, enter your gender, compose a 500-word
     essay....

 6.  Entering "Department of Justice" into Organisation Field during
     set-up will crash system

 5.  New app monitors Bill Gates's wealth for you to see

 4.  Mix-up in shipping department sends a dog named "Bowser" with every
     copy

 3.  A $1 off coupon for Mrs Smith's cream pie with Bill's home address on
     back

 2.  Includes sample bugs from upcoming Windows 2000 !

 1.  Surgeon General has put a warning on Solitaire that repeated use may
     be habit forming.