Cowboy Campfire Stories

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out in the 
lonesome prairie, each with the bravado that cowboys are 
famous. A night of tales begins.

The first cowboy says "I must be the meanest, toughest 
cowboy there is.  Why just the other day, a bull got loose 
in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the 
ground, by the horn with my bare hands."

The second just can't stand to be bettered. "Why that's nothin. 
I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot 
rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I 
grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and 
sucked the poison down in one gulp, and I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals 
with his penis.