Solitary Confinement

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and 
they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary     
confinement. They're each allowed one thing to bring 
into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big 
stack of books. "Okay, books can be done.",  he's told.  

The second guy asks for a TV.  "Well, okay, but we'll 
only allow PBS channels."  

And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of 
cigarettes. "Can do", he's told.

At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first 
guy's cell. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. 
I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific." 

They open up the second guy's door. He comes out saying, 
"It was the greatest thing of my life. I have so much 
culture and knowledge now, I'm sure a better person now!"    

They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at 
his pockets, going "Anybody got a match?"