Venting

Why do Monica Lewinsky and Saddam Hussein wear the same beret? Is 
Bill Clinton passing out gift to everybody?

To the scientist developing the passion pill: 
Hurry, I'm 72 years old!

Why do people who know the least seem always to know it the 
loudest?

Is it true Saddam backed down when he heard Clinton planned 
to send in the postal employees?

My daughter stayed home from school sick today, and her sister 
told her not to get on the computer because she might give it 
a virus.

Before trains were invented, what did tornadoes sound like?
More importantly, how did tornadoes know where to aim before 
there were mobile homes?

My husband vowed to love me in sickness and in health. Then, 
I had one small attack of nymphomania, and he took off.

I'm finally old enough to get a senior discount, but I can 
never remember to ask for it.

We need more Winter Olympic gold medals. Let's move basketball 
to the Winter Games where it belongs.

The Winter Olympics has the luge, so why can't the Summer 
Olympics have a huge waterslide race?

source: Selected from Atlanta Journal/Constitution's column the Vent.