Alternative Ways to Cope with Stress:

- Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.  
  See how many you can do at one time.

- Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

- When someone says "have a nice day," tell them you have 
  other plans.

- Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

- Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

- Go shopping.  Buy everything.  Sweat in it.  Return it the 
  next day.

- Pay your electric bill in pennies.

- Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes 
  back to you.

- Write a short story using alphabet soup.

- Stare at people thorgh the tines of a fork and pretend they're  
  in jail.

- Make up a language and ask people for direcitons in it.

- Replace the cream filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put 
  it back.