More Light Bulbs

Q:  How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go
back on.

Q:  How many Windows users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:  One, but she/he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as
it would be for a Macintosh user.

Q:  How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: How many can you afford?

A2: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb.  Now, if  you're
looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...