Halloween Jokes


Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on
    Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can  boo-gie.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A. "Ghoul!"

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.

Q Why didn't the skelton cros the street?
A He had no guts.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.

Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.

Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.

Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon Bone-apart

Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.

Q. Where do most werewolves live?
A. In Howllywood, California

Q. Where do most goblins live?
A. In North and South Scarolina.

Q. What do little monsters call their parents?
A. "Mummy" and "Deady"

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.



Thanks to Terry Galan