Scariest Costumes


THE SCARIEST COSTUMES IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
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-- 93-year-old Senator Strom Thurmond "dressed" as
       Tarzan wearing a Medicare badge.
-- A tobacco lobbyist dressed as a beggar ("There goes
         your campaign financing, Congressman").
-- Al Gore Disco Fever costume.
-- Attorney General Janet Reno dressed as Charles Manson.
-- Evil British nanny.
-- Flaming Tofu Burrito from Hell on a Stick.
-- Guy who ate too much Olestra.
-- Hillary Clinton dressed as Madonna dressed as Evita.
-- Jacko-Lantern.
-- Janet Reno's Little French Maid Outfit.
-- Marge Schott's less attractive, slightly more racist sister
-- Marv Albert, Warrior Princess.
-- Mighty Menstruatin' Power Ranger.
-- Pat Buchanan dressed as Detective Mark Fuhrman.
-- Positive Home Pregnancy Test.
-- President Jesse Helms.
-- Ralph Nader dressed as, well, Ralph Nader.
-- Redskins quarterback Gus Ferrotte dressed as Jack Kemp.
-- Representative Newt Gingrich dressed as Dr. Kevorkian.
-- Senator Ted "Chappaquiddick" Kennedy dressed as a taxi driver.
-- Vice President Al Gore dressed as Tipper Gore.

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Thanks to Paul Benoit