Thanksgiving Funnies


Q Why did the turkey cross the road?
A It was the chicken's day off.

Q What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on
Thanksgiving," little Timmy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

Q What key has legs and can't open doors?
A A Turkey.

Q Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A Because they never learned good table manners!

A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast
her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked
how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still
running around outside."

A West Coast woman took turkey preparation to extremes by scrubbing her
bird with bleach. Afterward, she called the Talk-Line to find out how to
clean off the bleach. To her dismay, she was advised to dispose of the
turkey.



Thanks to Terry Galan