Super Bowl Sunday
**Order of Service**
Holy Eucharist XXXII

The Setting Forth of the Rules
A.  Any acolyte found to be in illegal motion will be assessed a 5-yard penalty 
    or the loss of a candle.
B.  Offering plates may be lateraled; the peace may be passed
C.  The liturgist may hand-off to the Lay Reader for the Lessons, provided 
    changes in audible signs are clearly given.
D.  A sermon in excess of 18 minutes will be regarded as "Delay of Service" and 
    the preacher may lose possession of the pulpit.
E.  Gate receipts may be gathered during the half-time show.
F.  Ushers may blitz either the liturgist or preacher only during announcements.
G.  Unconfirmed communicants (ineligible receivers) may be placed on wafers.
H.  The liturgist may be awarded 3 points for correctly announcing the Super Bowl 
    Sunday alternative title: Conversion of St. Paul.

Prior to the Entrance Hymn, the pastors will toss a coin. The winner may
elect to be the preacher or liturgist; the loser may elect to defend the
pulpit or lectern.


THE ENTRANCE HYMN
    "A Multitude Comes From the East and West"

THE LESSONS
    Ex.  14:22    Israelites make quarterback sneak across the Red Sea
    Eph. 6:14-17  Suiting up in the proper equipment
    Matt 28:16-20 Sending out the team

THE HYMN OF THE DAY
    "Pass It On"

THE SERMON
    (Play by play of God's Game Plan)

HALFTIME ACTIVITIES

THE DISTRIBUTION
    If the Pastor is trapped behind the communion railing, the laity
    score a safety and the remainder of the service will be played out
    on the chancel steps.

THE 2-MINUTE WARNING
    (played by the chimes)

THE BENEDICTION and CLOSING CHEERS