Two Irishmen on the Bridge  
(You may have to think twice to get this one :)

There are two Irishmen on the Forth road bridge in Edinburgh.
One has a budgie on his shoulder, and the other has a parrot
and a shotgun.

The first takes a flying leap and unfortunately crashes to his
death in the icy cold waters of the Forth.

The second follows and halfway down he pulls out his shotgun
and shoots the parrot but this does not prevent his death as he
also crashes into the icy cold waters of the Forth.

They both meet up again as they go through the Pearly gates.
The first chap says, "I'm not trying that 'budgie jumping' again!"

The second says, "And I'm never trying that 'parrot shooting ' either!"