There's an obscure form of the pun called a "degenerative pun". Start with a simple statement, then go from there: Why was the "Story of O" banned in the US ? Too much sex and violence (and, we're off...) Why was "Ivanhoe" banned in the US ? Too much Saxon violence Why did the NFL ban macho razor blade commercials ? Too much Schicks and virulence Why did the woman hate VapoRub & not talking for laryngitis? Too much Vicks and silence Why did the woman quit dying her curtains for 27 windows ? Too much soaks and valances Why was the chip dipping, potato chip eating optician fired ? Too much snacks and vile lenses Why did the Lord of the Manor punish the surly Serfs ? Too much sulks and villeins Why did the orchestra leader quit ? Too much sax and violins --Courtesy of Jim Moore Jr.