The Driver

Jacques Villeneuve, the intrepid Formula One and Indy driver was getting ready for 
the Monaco Grand Prix, and came to town a little early to test his new Lola/Nissan... 
and to meet some of the local women. Jacques, you see, was a fairly handsome fellow, 
and had quite the female following across Europe. He had everything: a pleasant face, 
a charming voice, excellent physical condition, and the allure and mystique that can 
only come from the wealth and danger of a successful racing career. Unfortunately, 
he'd also developed something of a 'love 'em and leave 'em' reputation. This prompted 
many a father to tell his daughters, ....
"Leave Villeneuve alone!"

(By Merritt Stone)