Haircuts


Today, my daughter and twin boys got hair cuts. We decided to do the
same style for each boy so, now you could say ... they are tressed alike!


I went for a haircut today. Man, oh, man did they cut it short. But you
know.... it's growing on me already. ... The next customer got the
identical haircut. So it was ... shear and shear alike.


The man's hair had been a super dark jet black, and now it was beginning
to turn grey on him. He was lamenting this horrible fate. He told his
wife ... "The old grey hairs just ain't what they used to be."


After several years the man whose black hair had turned grey noticed his
hair was getting thin. He lamented again to his wife "my hair is getting
thin." 

She asked "well who wants fat hair." 

"No! You don't understand, I'm really going bald!" 

She sympathized, ... "hair today, gone tomorrow."


Lots of men don't like barbers to use the straight razor around the
backs of their necks and around their ears when they get a haircut. For
them, there's a special electric razor barbers use. It's called ... the
"Chicken Shick".