Tarzan


        Let's us suppose for the sake of this story that you were able to take a
trip to Africa and capture Lord Greystoke, also known as Tarzan.
Additionally, for the sake of this story, we will assume that you were an
evil musician who killed the lord and, very much similar to the technique
used with catgut, made violin strings from his intestinal membranes. You
then put those strings on your violin, and played one song over and over,
continuously. What song would you be playing?

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No, not ...  Gorilla of my dreams, I Love you.

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Tarzan's Tripes, Forever!



Thanks to Stan Kegel