The Wink


A certain man had a daughter who was...how do I say this 
tactfully... ugly. Well, in a desperate attempt to marry her 
off, this man found a available young gentleman by the name 
of Herz. He invited him over to supper and, with the promise 
of a large dowry, suggested Mr. Herz wink at the girl during 
the meal. Unfortunately, once he saw her, no amount of money 
would have coaxed him to batt his lashes....which just goes 
to show you: You can lead a Herz to daughter, but you can't 
make him wink.



Thanks to Stan Kegel