Turkey


This guy that continually gains weight and is very sick and fat.  He is
always eating turkey right from the refrigerator.  It keeps making him
sick and fatter but he can't stop. His friends and family worry about
him but he keeps on with his addiction.

Finally, after years of sickness, he stops, loses a lot of weight and
looks great.  His friends ask him how he did it and he replies,  ..."I
quit cold turkey." 


(By Ed Hexler)