A Few Ramblings

Milton Berle said it best: The trouble with life is, by the time you
can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.

They say the safest room to be in during a storm is the bathroom, but
what if your bathroom isn't in the house?

Billy the Kid would not have been quite as ferocious if he had been
nicknamed: Billy El Ni-o.

VIAGRA: A Very Important Activity Gets Renewed Attention.

You're getting old when you don't care where your wife goes, as long
as you don't have to go along.

Clinton's finally being truthful when he says he's not Nixon. He's
much closer to Warren Harding.

My friend told me he doesn't believe in superstition. He says that
would be bad luck.

If you are wondering what is wrong with the kids of today, take a look
at their parents.

My husband has the perfect answer for the telemarketers who call after
he gets home from work: "I'm sorry, but my office hours are 9 to 5."

Newt Gingrich is sympathetic minus the sym.

Why do I get the feeling that my dog gets better care from our vet
than I do from my doctor?

I'm 68, I don't need Viagra, my second wife smiles a lot and my first
wife, whom I see in church, doesn't. Is life great or what?

From: http://www.accessatlanta.com/local/thevent