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I have a psychic girlfriend. We don't go out. We just sit around at home and 
she tells me how the evening went.

The same country that makes Hyundai and Kia now wants to build a nuclear 
reactor. Don't you think they should master the internal combustion engine 
first?

Does anyone else hate it that spellcheck won't clear "y'all"?

Isn't it annoying that national TV news programs keep interrupting coverage 
of President Clinton's sex life with boring stories about foreign and 
domestic policy issues?

You can tell whether a person is a Democrat or Republican by how they say 
Starr's name. Democrats call him Kenneth Starr while Republicans call him 
Judge Starr.

I don't understand why Judge Starr doesn't investigate Bill's sexual abuse 
of Chelsea. After all, Clinton is a native Arkansan.

Politics: Even the word sounds like a disease.

Spring is finally here again. Now we can get back out on the lakes.  But 
don't swim in or drink the water, and by all means do not eat anything 
that comes out of one.

White House employees should get hazard pay.

My vote IS for sale! All you have to do is lower my taxes.

Read in a book: The door creaked silently.

In the 50s, TV was called "The Vast Wasteland." Not so any more. Now it 
is just a waste.