Ramblings

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why are potato chips so expensive? Somebody has to pay for all that
air they use to fill the bag.

I went to church last year on Easter and they asked for money. I went
back again this year and they still wanted money.

Why is it the souvenirs we buy on vacation seem to tacky looking a
couple of years later?

Maybe Gill Gates should buy Raid to get the bugs out of Windows 98.

I understand the unofficial name for Windows 98 is now Monica 98. What
goes down more?

If the no. 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still no. 2.

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

All of these government restrictions that the tobacco companies are
crying about sound just fine to me.

Kenneth Starr says he is beginning to wrap things up. Give him another
six years, and he thinks he can get Clinton out of office.

You'd think with all their security, NASA could keep all those rats,
mice and crickets from getting aboard the space shuttle.

I will flip down the toilet seat if you promise to move the car seat
back. What's good for one seat should be good for the other.