Some 2:00 am Thoughts

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Windows 3.x (or 95, take your pick): Just another pane in the glass.
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
All computers wait at the same speed.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...