Just Some Random Thoughts

My son and I were eating breakfast and we noticed something very
scary. Why doesn't Captain Crunch have any teeth?

I work for the IRS. I won't ask you how much money you have left after
you pay your bills because I know you'd lie and try to keep someof it.
Send it all in!

I just got a post card from the UPS saying it could not deliver my
package because it did not have my complete address. On the front is
my complete address.

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

The No. 1 best thing about answering machines. Telemarketers don't
leave messages.

Ever wonder why the words enemy and enema are so similar?

If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of
meat.

If all the trailer parks keep getting blown away by tornadoes, Jerry
Springer won't have any guests left.

Does Sam Donaldson have hair or does he paint his head?

Isn't Disney World really just a people trap operated by a mouse?

I wonder what Paula Jones and Newt Gingrich talk about when they
have dinner.