Shallow Thoughts
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Seen on a bumper sticker: "We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile.
You will be assimilated."

Is it required that all female country singer be gorgeous?

Isn't it amazing that the CIA couldn't tell that India was exploding
nuclear weapons, but NASA thinks that a planet 450 light years from
Earth is twice the size of Jupiter?

To the guy who flipped me off and then cut me off in rush hour, who
says life ain't fair? I saw smoke coming from the hood of your car
down the road.

I saw a guy in a Pinto with about 10 bowling trophies on the back
shelf over the rear seat, and boy was I impressed.

When I get a call from a telemarketer, I patiently wait until he/she
is done with the presentation and then sweetly say: "I didn't get all
of that, would you please repeat it?"

Newt Gingrich donning his yarmulke brought back memories of Michael
Dukakis sporting his tank helmet.

Modem: A Computer communications device or how to get rid of your
dandelions.

Take some good advice: Never try to baptize your cat.

Isn't it amazing how political candidates can give you all their good
points and qualifications in a 30 second TV commercial?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

If you want to know the true nature of a person, just watch the way
they act when they're behind the wheel of an automobile.

Did some nice Republican gag Congressman Dan Burton (R-Indiana), or
what? I sure miss his articulate rambles. Any chance California will
restore Bullet Bob Dornan to Congress?