The Writing on the Walls

 Beauty is only a light switch away.
      -Perkins Library.  Duke University.  Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
  -Houghton Library, Harvard University.Cambridge,Massachusetts.

 God made pot.  Man made beer.  Who do you trust?
          -the Irish Times. Washington, D.C.

 Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
          -men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

 A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
 you're going to have trouble with it.
    -women's's restroom, Dick's Last Resort.  Dallas, Texas.


 No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
 and tired of putting up with her shit.
  men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

 At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
    -Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

 It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
   -written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

 Make love, not war.  Hell, do both, get married!
      women's restroom, The Filling Station.  Bozeman, Montana.

 God is dead.   -Nietzsche
 Nietzsche is dead.  -God
             -the Tombs Restaurant.  Washington, D.C.

 If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
             -Revolution Books.  New York, New York.

 JESUS SAVES!  But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
      -men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.

  If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
 Congress!
    -men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.