Things that Bother Me

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something wrong with it before.

People who are willing to get up to search the room for the TV remote
because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
What good is a  cake you can't eat? What.... should I eat someone else's
cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?  Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a
choice, did ya there buddy?