Travel Language

This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a
hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic
Review:

Room Service: "Morny.  Ruin sorbees."
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye. Ruin sorbees. Morny! Jewish to odor sunteen??"
G:  "Uh, yes, I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G:  "What??"
RS: "Ow July den - fry, boy, pooch?"
G:  "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please."
RS: "Ow July dee baychem - crease?"
G:  "Crisp will be fine"
RS: "Hokay. An San toes?"
G:  "What?"
RS: "San toes. July San toes?"
G:  "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G:  "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes! Why jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
we bother?"
G:  "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G:  "No, just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G:  "I mean butter - just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G:  "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G:  "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
copy....rye??"
G:  "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G:  "You're welcome"