A Week's Worth Of Sayings


SUNDAY:
When God was creating the human race, he lined up all the males on one side
and all the females opposite. Then he asked, "Which of your species would 
like to urinate standing up?" 
Well, the males went crazy, shouting that they wanted to pee standing up. 
"Fine", says God, "Women get multiple orgasms." 

MONDAY: 
"That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore." 

TUESDAY:
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group 

WEDNESDAY:
If telephone psychics are for real, why don't they just call the people who 
want to talk to them?

THURSDAY:
Intel: We put the "um..." in Pentium. 

FRIDAY: 
A good pun is it's own reword. 

SATURDAY:
And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good. 
Then God said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much light." 




Thanks to Thom Wright