A Partial Redneck Dictionary


auto - (should) - "I auto go to work, but ahm tared."
ax - (question) - "Ah ax you this."
barn - (hatched) - "I was barn in nineteen twenty and three"
balks - (a square thaing) - like a "match balks"
cad - (to tote) - "I cad ma bride over the threshold"
cheer - (whut you sit on) - Pull up a cheer and set down
far - a burnin' pile of sticks
pin - whut you keep hawgs in - a hawg pin
rat cheer - (not there) - (Here) - like "Lay it rat cheer"
stow - a place that sells stuff
thud - what comes after second