Birth Control

Two redneck wives were drinking tea and the one noticed that 
the other was pregnant. 

"We don't have to worry about that!" said one, pointing to 
her friend's tummy.  "For years now we are using the 'Bucket 
and saucer' method of contraception."

"And what may that be?" asked the pregnant one.

"You see, my husband is quite short. So we do it standing up 
and he uses a bucket to stand on to reach.  All I do when his 
eyes gets big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him!"