Contest

Two rednecks drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a 
contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of 
gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the 
contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.

"How do we enter?" asked the redneck.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10. If you guess right, you win free 
sex."

I guess 7," said the redneck.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.

The next week, the two rednecks returned to the same station to get gas. When 
they went inside to pay, the one redneck asked the attendant if the contest was 
still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10.  If you 
guess right, you win free sex."

"Two," said the redneck. 

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try 
again."

As they walked back to the car, the one redneck said to the other, "You know, 
I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said the other. "My wife won twice last week."