DINING OUT

Remember to leave a generous tip for good service. After all, 
their mobile home costs just as much as yours.
     
A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared 
by a taxidermist.
     
Do not allow the dog to eat at the table . . . no matter how 
good his manners are.
     
If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, have the decency 
to leave them alone for a few minutes.